I'm a loser. I haven't blogged in a long time. I'm sorry to all my fans. (Ashley)
But anywho, it's 9:09am on Saturday. I'm supposed to be at a baby shower in less than an hour. I haven't showered. I'm going to be late, and yet I blog. It's okay though because I don't reread anything. So if this is terribly misspelled, I really do apologize. I noticed that I wrote "enless" in the previous post. I'm an idiot.
So the big news in our house is that I'm PREGNANT! Woo hoo! I'm 7 weeks along and the baby is approximately the size of a raspberry. Dude!
We have decided to use a midwife this time around and have a home birth. I know, I know...I'm crazy. We met with a couple of midwives on Tuesday and they were awesome. I felt like they were more in tune with what we wanted than any doctor I've ever met. The only drawback to the home birth is there will be no Statol. If you aren't familiar with Statol, I'm sad for you. It's the crack cocaine of the birthing world. I didn't have epidurals with the other two kids, but this stuff was amazing. Oh well, au natural for me. I'm sure the midwives won't mind if we have real cocaine there. I've never tried it, but what better time than the very painful birth of a child?
Ok, it's 9:18. I need to get my ass in the shower.
Out.
4 comments:
Yay! A post that mentions me! I'm famous now.
I'm not sure that cocaine would help with birthing pains...
Heroin, not THAT'S a drug you could really numb some ripping skin with. And its fun for the baby too. Win-win.
Oops I mean "now" not "not". HEhehehe... now not not....
Who the FUCK has a baby shower at 10 AM on a SATURDAY?!?! I weep for those people.
I would be the tard that had a baby shower at 10am - we just had way too much sh*t going on that weekend to do it any other time.... it was a crazy crazy crazy weekend - I love my cousin but it was exhausting visiting with her... it would be better if she just lived here!
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