Wednesday, April 09, 2008

One of those moments...

So, if you need any verification as to whether or not this really happened, just ask Emily or any one of the patrons of the Hillsboro Joann's superstore.
We were shopping for some scrapbooking supplies at Joann's with the three babies today. (Molly & Charlotte in one cart & Kate in the other) Kate was sitting up like a big kid in the front of the cart for her first time. She was loving life, all wrapped up in my sweatshirt so she wouldn't fall over.
Emily and I were a little confused about what we needed to purchase for Tina's scrapbooking party on Friday. I had a list, but was still unsure. Emily suggested I call Tina. Good idea.
Well...when I went to get my cell phone, I noticed the catastrophe. Kate had "squirted" poop out of her diaper. I say squirted, because it literally shot out of her diaper, only barely touching her jeans and landing IN the front pocket of my diaper bag. The pocket I keep my cell phone in. Yes, her poop was in my phone. When I saw what had happened, I said, "uh, Emily? Guess what...no nevermind, you have to come see this." She came over and we both just stared at it for a few seconds, letting it sink in (to our heads and the phone). We then proceeded to clean Kate, the cart, my phone and our hands with about 20 wipes. If I'd had a camera, I promise I would have taken a picture.
Guess it's time to get a new phone!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Freaking Hilarious.

http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-musical/